Now's the moment that 20 of you have been waiting for...
As promised, I organized all of your Free Lunch Contest submissions into a numbered list (#1 through #20), and then I went to www.random.org, which generates a random integer between any two integers you specify.
The randomness gods selected #6, which belongs to "show me da money." A free lunch is heading his way!
Be on the lookout for more great giveaways. Next time, I'll probably give away something less fungible.